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New culinary low [Dec. 17th, 2011|03:56 pm]
Richard Clegg
Today I reached a new low by failing to cook a Fray Bentos "put it in the oven in the tin and that's it" pie. For some reason the instruction to remove the lid before cooking had an "on no account" added to it. I remembered to open the tin but then left the lid on. This meant that the flaky pastry (the only really nice bit) welded itself to the lid. Fortunately, the heated metal disk with razor-sharp edges cauterised the wound it caused -- which is handy... I guess. I'll eat out tonight. It's safest.

[User Picture]From: mr_tom
2011-12-17 05:20 pm (UTC)
I was a uni with a chap who managed to hospitalise himself with a Fray Bentos pie. And he didn't even eat any of it.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-12-17 05:43 pm (UTC)
Hmm... which leads me to wonder what he did do with it... "Well, you see doctor, I was hoovering naked while cooking the pie and slipped in such a way that..."
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