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Richard Clegg

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New culinary low [Dec. 17th, 2011|03:56 pm]
Richard Clegg
Today I reached a new low by failing to cook a Fray Bentos "put it in the oven in the tin and that's it" pie. For some reason the instruction to remove the lid before cooking had an "on no account" added to it. I remembered to open the tin but then left the lid on. This meant that the flaky pastry (the only really nice bit) welded itself to the lid. Fortunately, the heated metal disk with razor-sharp edges cauterised the wound it caused -- which is handy... I guess. I'll eat out tonight. It's safest.
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[User Picture]From: sushidog
2011-12-17 04:52 pm (UTC)
Perhaps it would be safest if you just sat very quietly on the sofa and didn't touch anything?
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-12-17 04:59 pm (UTC)
I'm going to attempt ironing -- if I'm not posting in the next 10 minutes call an ambulance.

Seriously, how did this tie get crumpled? It's last outing was a funeral more than a year ago. What has it been doing since?
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[User Picture]From: sushidog
2011-12-17 05:00 pm (UTC)
You should probably switch all your phones off first; don't want you burning your ears.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-12-17 05:01 pm (UTC)
*laugh* Good tip.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-12-17 06:14 pm (UTC)
OK -- back and safe! No injuries sustained.
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