Do you think it's safe for you to leave the house?
It's clearly not safe for me to stay in the house. At least outside I won't be allowed to touch the oven.
Perhaps it would be safest if you just sat very quietly on the sofa and didn't touch anything?
I'm going to attempt ironing -- if I'm not posting in the next 10 minutes call an ambulance.
Seriously, how did this tie get crumpled? It's last outing was a funeral more than a year ago. What has it been doing since?
You should probably switch all your phones off first; don't want you burning your ears.
OK -- back and safe! No injuries sustained.
most accidents happen within a mile of the home apparently so you'd think the further away he was the better.
Of course there is the risk he'll just skew the statistics for everyone else all on his own
I really love Fray Bentos pies though - especially the steak and kidney ones, it's one of my favourite guilty pleasures.
I don't know what it is about them... there's that kind of glutinous still doughy layer of slightly weird pastry that always lurks at the bottom looking like it's uncooked but is somehow delicious. There's the weird mouth-feel of the meat which is slightly sweat and has that pleasant greasiness (like sunny delight actually) which spreads the taste and then there's the top layers of really over crispy pastry which have risen several inches about the tin and flake off all over the place like they're wanting to spawn.
Unpleasant yet compelling.
I was a uni with a chap who managed to hospitalise himself with a Fray Bentos pie. And he didn't even eat any of it.
Hmm... which leads me to wonder what he did do with it... "Well, you see doctor, I was hoovering naked while cooking the pie and slipped in such a way that..."
This is what LJ is lacking : posts entertainingly detailing staggering incompetence (embarrassing injuries optional, but greatly appreciated) :-p
I'll admit to even worse fiascos - but at least they have all occurred as a consequence of vodka...
I really think anything which involves fray bentos and vodka has strayed across acceptable realms.
You don't know 'til you try...;-)
It's not lacking it at all ... you're reading it. [grin] Well, this and latexiron
Did you try putting it in a sandwich?
The fenelon classic pie sandwich? A concept that should be immortalised in song and legend!
It should. Someone write to Half-man, half-biscuit
There is really no need for me to take the piss out of you, is there?
There's no -need-, sure...
There really *is* no need! :-)