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Tipu Sultan [Jan. 5th, 2011|05:18 pm]
Richard Clegg


You know my very favourite moment in Dragons' Den was where Theo pulled the tail off Trunki the ride on suitcase. Here's a link if you've never seen this particular highlight of modern culture it, like everything else important that has ever happened this century is on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiFVdvU10L4

Essentially, the hapless entrepreneur is trying to out a plastic ride-on suitcase for children to a bunch of self-regarding and often half-witted rich people. As the entrepreneur is extolling the virtue of plastic ride-on suitcases for children a rich Greek person pulls part of the suitcase off and disaster ensues -- the entrepreneur leaves in shame with no investment. However, the story has a happy ending as, as you might imagine, it turns out that small children are not so strong as fully grown Greek men and Trunki is now widely available in shops. You may not immediately see the connection to late 18th century Indian politics or the works of Shelley. I'll come to it.

Of late the original Trunki (in cute colours) has mutated into animal Trunkis (Trunkii?). In particular there is Gruffalo Trunki but then, at the current rate of expansion, you will be able to buy any known product in the shape of a Gruffalo as soon as 2020 (in fact unless this ugly trend turns around it is likely that the first crewed Mars mission will be in a Gruffalo-shaped space module). Anyway, a relatively recent edition to the range is Tipu Trunki which is in the shape of a tiger (more strictly in the colours of a tiger as all Trunki are more or less the same shape only the colour varies). I presume that this is a reference to Tipu Sultan (the Tiger of Mysore) who ruled a large part of India up to 1799 (and also appears in a Sharpe novel). Tipu adopted the tiger as his symbol and, indeed, after the son of a British general was mauled to death by a tiger he commissioned a large automaton of a tiger mauling a redcoat which contained within it a pipe organ which could be played to apparently make the sounds of a tiger mauling a man to death. I say apparently because I've never heard the tiger played, although it's in the Victorian and Albert museum it's behind glass because visitors to the museum were continually annoyed by the mechanically reproduced sounds of a tiger mauling a man to death (which I can imagine becoming wearing after a time). Anyway, I digress (often) and am coming to the point. Still, it's hardly an image suitable for children is it?

A few years ago, I noticed that my heater for my shower unit was labelled Poseidon, presumably after the Greek god of the sea (rather than the disaster movie) and at the time I thought "that's a bit of a come down really for Poseidon". I mean one day, you're cock of the walk, god of the entire sea with sailors begging your help, the next you're heating up water for some bloke to scrub himself down (well presumably for lots of people, I'm assuming Poseidon manufactured more than one of these). To be fair he (Poseidon) also gives his name to a major manufacturer of scuba equipment and doubtless lots else. Still, it's a big come down from being a god.

It's a similar come down for Tipu Sultan: one day the scourge of Mysore, so important in global history that his wikipedia entry is almost as long as that for Mission Impossible the TV series. A little over two centuries later he's a novelty ride-on suitcase for children. This reminded me of course, of Shelley's famous poem but a diligent websearch found that far from "nothing beside remains", Ozymandias (Ramases II), in fact lives on as:
a) Ramases II battle tank (an egyptian modification to the T-54)
b) Ramases the bighorn ram (mascot of a team in some US sport or other)
c) Ramases consulting, "Specialists in damage management" (presumably with special responsibility to ancient damaged statues).
and doubtless many more I can't quite be bothered to type in. I'm sure this would be of some comfort to him. If he were alive today he could probably sue.
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[User Picture]From: valkyriekaren
2011-01-05 05:27 pm (UTC)
and Churchill is a noddy dog selling car insurance.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-01-05 07:54 pm (UTC)
Oh yes.
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[User Picture]From: ms_siobhan
2011-01-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
This has really made me chortle and also reminded me of a friends mother who was once very disparaging about Vidal Sassoon. She said you couldn't take seriously a man who no longer owned his own name and had it put on things as vulgar as hairdryers.

Quite why hairdryers were vulgar in her eyes I'm not sure.
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[User Picture]From: rosamicula
2011-01-05 09:10 pm (UTC)
I think hairdryers were vulgar because I recently listened to e was the R$ thingy about Danny la Rue. During his theatrical heyday (shortly after his cabaret heyday) he was so popular with audiences of a certain age that they found him so funny that there was scarcely a dry seat in the house. The theatre staff had to use hairdryers to take hairdryers to the seats after the show.

PS Poor [Bad username: steer']. Whatever happened to your origmai Tipu's tiger? I have a horrible feeling I sat on it.
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[User Picture]From: ms_siobhan
2011-01-05 09:14 pm (UTC)
Found him so funny or just forgot to wear their Tena? ;-)

My Nana and Grandad once went to see Hinge and Bracket who I love (and was lucky enough to see a few years ago) and my Nana said the man sat next to her had a handbag and he put his hand on her leg and she was appalled. I'm not sure that either of my grandparents realised it was men in frocks as they had no truck with 'that kind of thing'.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-01-06 09:26 am (UTC)
I still have my papercraft Tipu's tiger -- it even still works.

Oh god... Imagine the horrible heat haze from a whole theatre of La Rue wetted seats being dried off?
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[User Picture]From: valkyriekaren
2011-01-05 09:52 pm (UTC)
Perhaps because owning a hairdryer implied that one (whisper it) did ones own hair - rather than having it set at the salon twice a week.
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[User Picture]From: ms_siobhan
2011-01-05 10:01 pm (UTC)
Of oh course - the lady in question was a huge snob and never did anything as vulgar as her own hair.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-01-06 09:25 am (UTC)
Heh... well I used to be suspicious of Seigfied Sassoon for similar reasons (seriously I did) because I thought "how good can he really be as a poet if he's more famous for hair dressing?" I think I was about 30 before the dilemma was resolved.
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[User Picture]From: dark_phoenix54
2011-01-05 10:08 pm (UTC)
And don't forget that over this side of the pond, we have Ramses condoms. Nothing else remains but for Ozymandias to catch wayward spooge.
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-01-06 09:28 am (UTC)
I didn't know that... still though (this is probably an often made observation) Trojan must surely be the worst name for condoms ever. I mean the one thing Troy is absolutely completely famous for is being porous to a determined attacker.
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[User Picture]From: vin_petrol
2011-01-06 12:35 pm (UTC)
Nemesis is laughing at Poseiden, going "ha ha you're a shower, whereas I'm a star orbiting the sun which will one day disturb the Oort cloud and send comets spiralling in to crash into planet Earth and wipe out vast swathes of life there! I win!"

Hey, this bit is great from the Wikipedia entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(star)

Some of the scientists who have proposed the brown dwarf or super-planet theories have proposed that this hypothetical body instead be named "Tyche". They have stated that this is due to the desire to sidestep the negative connotations of the word "Nemesis" in mythology. Tyche also appears in Nemesis mythology, but as a more positive character.

That's awesome! Re-branding of possible life killing star to have a more positive character. I bet Nemesis is well pissed off with that. She'll probably smite anyone who does it mightily.


Edited at 2011-01-06 12:37 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: steer
2011-01-06 12:37 pm (UTC)
Hmm... I think Poseidon still wins as the Poseidon shower actually exists rather than being a load of old bollocks made up by someone who didn't sit still in statistics class. :-)
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